1066: Battle Of Hastings
here is a good vedio to get the background of The Battle Of Hastings (I will explane in more detail later) All rights for this vedio are reserved for Francis Glenday
So Far...
There are 3 people fighting for the Throne Harald for glory, Harold for power, Guilliman (William) for god (or so it seems).
Harold had just been crowned king by the wise witan (concel) of England and has killed Harald at the battle of stanford bridge. Now William has got the Pope to declere that his invasion is actuly a CRUSADE so soldiers flock to his call, the battle is set...
Hullo, Bob Brackswar 'eer to report the battle for England (with Charles 'eer for an 'alf time chat), Minute By Minute!
First Half
9:30; The battle begins, the English line up on senlac hill (Lake of blood in there toung) in a formidable shield wall and the norman archers let loose a hail or arrows, the english change from cristian to the un-civalised pagan 'OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT...'.
T THEaign#OUTOUTOUTOUT
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10:00; William sends his troops up senlac hill on a charge, when they get to the top they are exahsted, there is hard fighting but william still has an edge.
@ serf99; Go England!
F Pope1234; May God Guide Guilliaman to victory! ps.don't get that banner dirty!
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T theign troller; swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag (3rd warning)
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12:00; William is presumed dead the normans break into full retreat, English rejoise!
T THEign; HA yo just got DONE
@ serf99; Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
12:05; William is not dead, to show it he takes of his helm so his face is seen as re rides to block his routing army, once they see him they instantly rally.
@ serf99; What a Ledg
F Pope1234; YE WOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO, oh, pardon, woo-hoo yipee
Half-Time:
Bob; "Wow, what a long battle, we've 'ad 2 hours of battle at only 'alf time!" Charles; "And some intresting tacticks, just adore the 'park-the-bus'." Bob; "But there was a rout in Will's army, wasn't there." Charles; "Yes, but Guilliman (Duke William) handled it very well, even benifiting him when he turned around and massacured the most elete saxons that had broken away from the shield wall." Bob; "Yes, yes, but the norman archers are now firing agen after the army's rest..." Charles; "Repreve" Bob; "...Repreve... so lets get back to the action.".
12:30; William sends a small amount of elete footsoldiers to th top of the hill with orders to 'retreat' when they got there
12:40; It's a sucsess! tons of Saxons charge down the hill thinking that William coud'nt calm the tide this time when the realised that infact nobody was retreating it was too late
@ serf99; WHAT A LEDG!
Connection to 'THEign' is terminated
01:00-5:50; He repetes the trick the English falling for it every time!
F Pope1234; what the funky gibbon!
06:00; with nobody to protect him Harold is killed, then disembowled by the normans!
@ serf99; Eww
Victory: Normans!
F Pope1234; Yes (fist pump)
End report:
How gullible could Harold be so gullibly gullibly gullible!!!!!!
There are 3 people fighting for the Throne Harald for glory, Harold for power, Guilliman (William) for god (or so it seems).
Harold had just been crowned king by the wise witan (concel) of England and has killed Harald at the battle of stanford bridge. Now William has got the Pope to declere that his invasion is actuly a CRUSADE so soldiers flock to his call, the battle is set...
Hullo, Bob Brackswar 'eer to report the battle for England (with Charles 'eer for an 'alf time chat), Minute By Minute!
First Half
9:30; The battle begins, the English line up on senlac hill (Lake of blood in there toung) in a formidable shield wall and the norman archers let loose a hail or arrows, the english change from cristian to the un-civalised pagan 'OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT...'.
T THEaign#OUTOUTOUTOUT
F theign troller (known for troling);trolololololololololol trololol he har trolololololoololololololololo trololo trololo ha heeeeeee hoooo ho lalalalala ...# TROL SONG 1st warning
10:00; William sends his troops up senlac hill on a charge, when they get to the top they are exahsted, there is hard fighting but william still has an edge.
@ serf99; Go England!
F Pope1234; May God Guide Guilliaman to victory! ps.don't get that banner dirty!
T theign troller; swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag (2nd warning)
T theign troller; swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag (3rd warning)
T theign troller; swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag (KICKED FROM SERVER)
T THEign; swag yolo lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;P
12:00; William is presumed dead the normans break into full retreat, English rejoise!
T THEign; HA yo just got DONE
@ serf99; Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
12:05; William is not dead, to show it he takes of his helm so his face is seen as re rides to block his routing army, once they see him they instantly rally.
@ serf99; What a Ledg
F Pope1234; YE WOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO, oh, pardon, woo-hoo yipee
Half-Time:
Bob; "Wow, what a long battle, we've 'ad 2 hours of battle at only 'alf time!" Charles; "And some intresting tacticks, just adore the 'park-the-bus'." Bob; "But there was a rout in Will's army, wasn't there." Charles; "Yes, but Guilliman (Duke William) handled it very well, even benifiting him when he turned around and massacured the most elete saxons that had broken away from the shield wall." Bob; "Yes, yes, but the norman archers are now firing agen after the army's rest..." Charles; "Repreve" Bob; "...Repreve... so lets get back to the action.".
12:30; William sends a small amount of elete footsoldiers to th top of the hill with orders to 'retreat' when they got there
12:40; It's a sucsess! tons of Saxons charge down the hill thinking that William coud'nt calm the tide this time when the realised that infact nobody was retreating it was too late
@ serf99; WHAT A LEDG!
Connection to 'THEign' is terminated
01:00-5:50; He repetes the trick the English falling for it every time!
F Pope1234; what the funky gibbon!
06:00; with nobody to protect him Harold is killed, then disembowled by the normans!
@ serf99; Eww
Victory: Normans!
F Pope1234; Yes (fist pump)
End report:
How gullible could Harold be so gullibly gullibly gullible!!!!!!